Calm AF
How to Be Happy in This Chaotic World
The Spiritual Rebel’s Guide to Inner Joy
Ideal for:
✨ Midlife women who feel overstimulated, disconnected, and soul-weary.
✨ Coaches, creatives, and seekers craving peace and purpose.
✨ Anyone spiritually curious who wants tools that actually work.
A quick-start, spiritually grounded journey to reset your nervous system, reclaim joy, and stay calm, centered, and powerful — even when the world feels like it’s falling apart.
The Chaos Detox
Feel like the world’s gone mad
— and you're one meltdown away from checking out completely?
You’re not alone.
And you're not broken.
You're just sensitive, awake, and trying to navigate a collapsing world with a wide-open heart
and a to-do list that never ends.
✨ It’s exhausting.
✨ Overwhelming.
✨ Spirit-crushing.
But here's the truth no one's telling you:
You don’t need to numb out or “just push through.”
You need spiritual tools that actually work — the kind that ground you,
lift you, and bring you back to yourself.
A 14-Day Soul Reset for Women
Who Are Done Feeling Drained
This is not just another mindfulness challenge or positive thinking course.
Calm AF is a sacred, edgy, get-your-power-back experience designed to help you:
✨ Reboot your nervous system
✨ Reconnect with your intuition
✨ Release emotional weight and overstimulation
✨ Feel calm, powerful, and on-purpose — no matter what chaos surrounds you
It’s for women who:
✨ Are spiritually awake but constantly overwhelmed
✨ Feel emotionally overstimulated, anxious, and "off"
✨ Want grounded guidance — not vague woo
✨ Are done pretending they're fine when they’re not
Know they’re meant for more — but can’t feel it through the noise
Happiness Is a Skill,
Not a Personality Trait or a Condition
What You Get:
Your 14-Day Calm AF Toolkit Includes:
✨ Daily Calm Activator Rituals (10 mins/day)
Simple, guided practices to center your mind, body, and soul — instantly.
✨ 3 High-Vibe Meditations
Morning Boost, Midday Reset, Evening Energy Cleanse
(Rituals for real people with real lives.)
✨ The Chaos Detox Journal
Reflective prompts to clear mental noise + emotional buildup.
✨ Mini Course Hub
Streamlined portal with bite-sized video guidance + audio.
✨ BONUS: The Nervous System Reboot
A 20-minute guided somatic practice to clear energy + ground fast.
✨ BONUS: Soul Spark Card Pull
Receive an intuitive activation message for your personal peace path.
Launch Special
Get instant access to everything for just €47
(Full price soon: €147 — this is your chance to join the founding round + get lifetime access.)
Here’s More Of What You’ll Discover Through This Life-Changing Program:
To the world’s happiest people, the state of contentment and joy is a skill that they practice, and it’s a skill that anyone can learn.
When I learned what these skills were, and began to incorporate them into my daily life, I too, became one of those genuinely happy people.
I finally became a joyful person who loves herself and her life, regardless of any external circumstances. I don’t NEED fame, wealth or fortune the way I thought I needed them in order to feel this way. I’m just a genuinely happy person, no matter what.
It’s not that life doesn’t bring me challenges. It does. But now I have a deep sense of inner wellbeing, contentment, and peace that isn’t fazed when the going gets rough. I still love my life, and I’m still happy.
I’ve since shared this secret with millions of people through my best-selling book, speeches, and workshops. I’ve read letters and emails and have heard people tell me in person about their remarkable transformations.
And now I’m so honored and privileged to be able to share all these secrets with you!
The Happiest People in the World Have Certain Skills That Anyone Can Learn and Become Truly Happy
Joy is a skill that you practice,
and it’s a skill that anyone can learn.
Meet Your Guide
Hi, I’m Dr. Jen — spiritual strategist, intuitive guide, and founder of WOW Business Now.
I created Calm AF for women like us — soul-led, visionary, sensitive, powerful — who are done feeling like emotional chaos is the norm.
This is the system I wish I had when I was burnt out, disconnected, and numbing out on "spiritual bypassing."
I don’t want you to escape the world.
I want you to reclaim your peace within it — and rise, anchored and unshakable.
Learn the Skills to Truly Love Yourself and Your Life With My New Groundbreaking Program, And Finally Have That Lasting Contentment And Joy You’ve Longed For
Joy is a skill that you practice,
and it’s a skill that anyone can learn.
It took me most of my adult life and a lot of hard work to finally acknowledge that I was stuck. I was stuck in the false belief that I needed my circumstances to be a certain way before I could love myself and my life, and be happy.
I ultimately had to acknowledge that what I’d been doing for years to attain lasting happiness wasn’t working.
Many of us also feel that emptiness, that constant longing for something more, and we KNOW that we’re addicted to thinking that the next bigger, better thing will fulfill us.
AND YET, we can’t, or don’t know
how to break out of the cycle!
But that’s exactly what knowing the happiness skills can help you do.
They can help you break out of the cycle of longing, striving, and acquiring things for the wrong reasons, and allow you to be genuinely and truly happy, like you’ve arrived.
Like there’s no other place or time you’d rather be than right here, right now. Happiness is at hand.
When I completed my research on the skills and habits of happiness, I couldn’t wait to share what I learned with the world. Everyone who wanted to be happier deserved to learn about this.
Here's how it works...
✨ Click “Become Calm AF NOW” and enroll instantly
✨Get immediate access to your Calm AF portal
✨Start your daily rituals — whenever it works for you
✨ Feel the shift. Notice the space. Return to your power.
You In?
For the price of one over-sugared coffee run, you could invest in real, lasting peace.
Not from a guru.
Not from a prescription.
From your own soul.
JOIN NOW FOR €47
Limited launch pricing — lifetime access included
BECAUSE CALM IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT.
And now… it’s your choice.
👉 YES, I’M READY TO BE CALM AF 👈