Calm AF
Ideal for:
✨ Midlife women who feel overstimulated, disconnected, and soul-weary.
✨ Coaches, creatives, and seekers craving peace and purpose.
✨ Anyone spiritually curious who wants tools that actually work.
How to Be Happy in This Chaotic World
A quick-start, spiritually grounded journey to reset your nervous system, reclaim joy, and stay calm, centered, and powerful — even when the world feels like it’s falling apart.
The Spiritual Rebel’s Guide to Inner Joy
Feel like the world’s gone mad
— and you're one meltdown away from checking out completely?
What if I told you the world's happiest people aren't lucky...
They just know something you don't?
Here's what nobody wants you to figure out:
Happiness isn't something that happens TO you. It's a skill you can learn.
And right now, while you're scrolling through social media feeling like the world's gone completely insane... while you're one meltdown away from just checking out completely... the happiest people on earth are practicing skills you've never even heard of.
They're not special.
They're not lucky.
They just learned what you're about to learn.
The Lie That's Keeping You Miserable
You've been sold a massive lie your entire life:
"You'll be happy when..."
When you get the promotion. When you find the right person. When you lose the weight. When the world stops being so damn chaotic.
But here's the truth that'll set you free:
The world's happiest people don't wait for perfect circumstances. They don't need them. Because they've mastered the skills that create genuine joy from the inside out.
And these skills work whether you're living in paradise or the apocalypse.
I'm talking about women who wake up genuinely excited about their day... even when their inbox is exploding and the news is terrifying.
Women who feel calm, centered, and powerful... even when everything around them is falling apart.
They're not delusional.
They're not privileged.
They're just skilled.
You're Not Broken - You're Just Untrained
Feel like you're drowning in overwhelm? Like you're too sensitive for this harsh world?
Good. That means you're awake.
The fact that you feel everything so deeply isn't a bug - it's a feature. You're just trying to navigate a collapsing world with a wide-open heart and zero training on how to protect your energy.
It's like trying to perform surgery with a butter knife. You're not incompetent - you just need the right tools.
And that's exactly what I'm about to give you.
Happiness Is a Skill,
Not a Personality Trait or a Condition
Introducing Calm AF:
The 14-Day Happiness Skill Bootcamp
This isn't another mindfulness course or positive thinking workshop.
This is skill-building. Pure and simple.
Over the next 14 days, you'll master the exact same skills that the world's happiest people use every single day:
✨ Nervous System Mastery - Learn to reset your stress response in under 60 seconds
✨ Intuitive Reconnection - Rebuild the connection to your inner wisdom that overwhelm destroyed
✨ Energy Protection - Stop absorbing everyone else's chaos and drama
✨ Joy Creation - Generate genuine happiness on demand, regardless of circumstances
This is for spiritually awake women who are done
pretending they're fine when they're not.
Women who know they're meant for more but can't feel it through all the noise.
Women who want grounded guidance - not vague woo-woo that sounds pretty but doesn't actually work.
Your Complete Calm AF Toolkit:
✨ Daily Calm Activator Rituals (10 mins/day) Simple, guided skill-building sessions that center your mind, body, and soul - instantly.
✨ 3 High-Vibe Meditations Morning Boost, Midday Reset, Evening Energy Cleanse (Real practices for real people with real lives.)
✨ The Chaos Detox Journal Reflective prompts to clear mental noise and emotional buildup.
✨ Mini Course Hub Streamlined portal with bite-sized video guidance and audio.
✨ BONUS: The Nervous System Reboot A 20-minute guided somatic practice to clear energy and ground fast.
✨ BONUS: Soul Spark Card Pull Receive an intuitive activation message for your personal peace path.
Joy is a skill that you practice,
and it’s a skill that anyone can learn.
Meet Your Skill Teacher
Hi, I’m Dr. Jen — spiritual strategist, intuitive guide,
and founder of WOW Business Now.
I used to be exactly where you are right now.
Spiritually awake but constantly overwhelmed.
Emotionally overstimulated.
Done pretending I was fine when I wasn't.
I spent years thinking I needed my circumstances to be perfect before I could be truly happy.
I was wrong.
What I needed were skills. The same skills that genuinely happy people have been using for centuries.
Once I learned them, everything changed.
Not because my life got easier (it didn't). But because I finally had the tools to create joy from the inside out.
I've since shared these skills with millions of people through my best-selling book, speeches, and workshops. I've read letters and emails from women who've had remarkable transformations.
And now I want to teach them to you.
Learn the Skills That Change Everything
Joy is a skill that you practice,
and it’s a skill that anyone can learn.
Here's what you'll discover:
Happiness isn't a personality trait. It's not a condition. It's a skill.
The world's happiest people practice specific techniques every single day. They've trained their nervous systems to stay calm under pressure. They've learned to generate joy on demand.
And you can too.
When you complete this program, you won't need fame, wealth, or perfect circumstances to feel genuinely happy. You'll just be a joyful person who loves herself and her life, no matter what.
It's not that life won't bring you challenges. It will. But you'll have a deep sense of inner wellbeing and peace that isn't fazed when the going gets rough.
You'll still love your life. And you'll still be happy.
Your Choice
You have two options:
Option 1: Keep hoping happiness will just happen to you someday. Keep waiting for the world to calm down. Keep pretending you're fine when you're not.
Option 2: Learn the skills that create lasting joy from the inside out. Join the ranks of genuinely happy people who've figured out the secret.
For the price of one over-sugared coffee run, you could invest in real, lasting peace.
Not from a guru. Not from a prescription. From your own soul.
Launch Special
Get instant access to everything for just €47
(Full price soon: €147 - this is your chance to join the founding round and get lifetime access.)
Here's how it works:
✨ Click "Become Calm AF NOW" and enroll instantly
✨ Get immediate access to your Calm AF portal
✨ Start your daily skill-building rituals - whenever it works for you
✨ Feel the shift. Notice the space. Return to your power.
Because calm is your birthright.
And now... it's your choice.
👉 YES, I'M READY TO LEARN THE SKILLS 👈